Thursday, July 10, 2008

universal guide to waking up in the morning

1. get out of bed.
2. take a shower, unless you did so before going to bed.
3. brush your teeth.
4. PUT ON DEODERANT.

other than those things, everything else is optional.

3 comments:

Arthur Sido said...

If only we could get Ed to stick to those four rules before he comes to work...

Unknown said...

no mention of clothing....awwwwww right!

Ed said...

i dont care about clothing if you smell like you give a rats arse about zest and old spice.